Hurricane Irene is picking up speed, classifying as a Category 4. Parts of North Carolina have already begun to evacuate. [CNN]
Steve Jobs resigns, leaving Tim Cook to take over as Apple's new CEO. This makes Cook the most powerful gay man in America. [TechCrunch]
I think we could all guess this, but apparently any special moments captured between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick at Kim's wedding were scripted. And apparently the two are planning to get hitched, as one producer says to another "See you at Kourtney's wedding." [TMZ]
Casey Anthony reports to probation for check fraud. She thought she had served this sentence already, but her judge clarified she had not. [OrlandoSentinel]
Alec Baldwin moves in with his 27-year-old girlfriend. And we are super bummed. [NYPost]