And they're on the prowl for a wealthy new husband! [DailyBeast]
Silver Screen starlet (and Hamptons Mag cover star!) Mariskay Hargitay gets an upgrade in Hamptons real estate [RealEstalker]
Obama's Oval Office also gets an upgrade...one that has a certain country twist, Amagansett-style [DailyNews]
DOWNGRADE ALERT: LIRR cancels service on two of its east-bound lines (read: those of you coming out to the Hamptons should probably look for another mode of transport) [DNA]
And as if we hadn't heard enough about EARL, here's a video. And, okay, it's kinda cool. Except that Earl kinda sucks. [YouTube via Newsday]