"You Should Always Drive Around With Full Makeup Because You Never Know When You're Going To Get Arrested."

-Nick Leighton, on Sonja Morgan's mascara missing mugshot

Though you may have never considered doling out advice like this to your family, friends, or significant others, we can't totally disagree with Plum TV correspondent, Nick Leighton's, logic. We hope that everyone is smart enough to call that cab for a post 2 a.m. ride, but even so, it's just as important to leave a party or club looking fabulous as it is to arrive flawlessly. We figure Sonja would have known such essential Hamptons nightlife information, but then again, we all mistakes. Just make sure proof of yours doesn't end up down at the station in the morning.