Does your child dream of becoming the next Lil Wayne? Enroll him here, stat. [East Hampton Buzz]
Levittown is not, and has never been a shantytown! [Long Island Press]
Do you know a 74 year-old woman named Margo? Her son Paul would like to, and asks you to send tips to margotravisbake@yahoo.com. [Newsday]
Forgery in Southampton Village's 2008 election? Keep your eyes, and pens, on your own ballots, people! [Southampton Press]
Dealbreaker is heading east, and will be sending weekly weather, traffic, and party updates. Should we bake them a housewarming pie? [Gridskipper]