They Really Don't Care About Us
This is the first and only public Olsen selfie in existence. They care about you so little that they can't even be bothered to take off their sunglasses. They care about you so little that they don't even have their own Instagram to post this on (they posted this on the Sephora account). They care about you so little they aren't even going to check to see if anyone likes this photo. You will never be as cool as the Olsens because you care. Have you smiled in a photo recently? Wrong! Do you wear colors? Wrong! Do you move, breathe, or eat? Wrong! The chicest thing to do is nothing.
[Photo via @sephora]