Calvin Harris Totally Just Taylor Swifted Taylor Swift

News Flash: Someone's writing a breakup song and surprisingly, it's not who you think it is. While different sources claim that the swift breakup between Taylor and Calvin was mutual, some even claiming that the young DJ was the more uninterested party of the two, it seems that the scorned-lover-turned-emotional-songwriter has a few more things to say. 

Surprised by Swift's uncanny ability to hop into a new, serious relationship with actor Tom Hiddleston in a matter of days following the breakup, Calvin has shown his true colors through TMZ interviews, accusatory tweets, and has officially Taylor Swifted Taylor Swift. In his new song, Olé, which is "allegedly" scheduled to be released Friday, Harris has created an angry ballad [from Tom Hiddleston's POV] about the final days before their dramatic breakup. The lyrics include wordplay based on Hiddleston's Thor character, Loki: "Low Key you won't tell none of your friends about me" - as well as digs about Taylor's shady behavior towards the end: "You've hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you've been going through hell. Left him alone and you booked in a hotel." 

I'd say he's #lowkey upset... but it might still be too soon. Someone pour out some lemonade.

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