The Pedigree
Sure, the Clooneys hang with Barack Obama sometimes, but then again, so do the Carters. Needless to say, both pairs of Very Important Babies will inherit some enviable genes. On the one hand there's Hollywood royalty status, a promise of future silverfox-hood, and the smarts of a world-renowned human rights lawyer. On the other, there's hip hop royalty status, fantastic business acumen, and the ability to quite literally bring the world to a halt whenever you please.
Winner: Honestly, it's a tie. We would like to be adopted by either of these couples.
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