The Soft Boy Fuccboi: John Mayer
According to Urban Dictionary, a soft boy is similar to a fuccboi in that his ultimate goal is to sleep with his partner, but instead of doing so through arrogance and puka shells, his strategy plays on emotions and probably too many good morning texts. John Mayer has been with everyone from Jennifer Love Hewitt to our favorite Slytherin, T-Swift. He was even featured in a Playboy article, in which he talks about his affinity for making his lady of the night an omelette before she wakes. Okay, John, we get it - you wear vests casually and buy cage-free eggs. Regardless, one thing's for sure, if our bodies are a wonderland, we're not sure if we want you to be Alice.
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