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"So when I read in my newest Maxim (you save a lot of money if you go for the 10-year subscription) that the hot chick from '30 Rock' was going to be in P-City, I immediately stopped masturbating and jumped in my Jeep Wrangler to book it to the beach. No, I obviously don't give a shit about the Wii game, Wii is for babies and girls, but it's SPRING BREAK WOOOO!!!!"
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